Did I mention I'm doing the One Hundred Pushups Training Program? Well, I am. The idea is to train for six weeks, and at the end you'll be able to do 100 pushups. I'm at the beginning of week three, and I can do 20 pushups. It starts with a test to see how many you can do before the training, and let me tell you, it was mighty pitiful. I was in a lot of pain for several days after, and I'm doing the "girlie" pushups from my knees. But now I can do 20 and I'm not even sore. Maybe if I can make it to 100 knee pushups I'll move on to the real kind.
And, while my neighbors were being all helpful and neighborly after the storm*, they dented my car and didn't take responsibility. Also, they have started stealing my newspaper again.
*A few days after the storm, we all got lovely letters taped to our doors about how great it was the way everyone banded together to help each other and clean up the property. I did none of these things. I gave no help, I received no help. Apparently I am a hermit.