I don't really want to talk about it. Suffice it to say, I did some more digging today. I went to Home Depot and bought a bigger flashlight and two tarps to hold dirt and cover the hole.
This is the Charlie Brown rose bush because it had black spot and it looked dead. When my gardening friends saw it they said I should take it out and put something else there. I didn't get around to it, and it made some leaves, so I gave it some fungicide and insecticide, and now it made a flower. Like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree, get it?